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Mišo Kovač vs. 50 cent
Možda ne razumijem kako taj stari krš uspije napuniti stadion i natjerati ljude da 2,5 sata u glas pjevaju nešto što se ne može nazvati muzikom za normalne ljude, no...
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Zašto je Pile prešlo cestu?
UČITELJICADa prijeđe na drugu stranu. PLATONZa više dobro. ARISTOTELU prirodi je piladi da prelaze cestu. KARL MARXTo je povijesna neizbježnost. SADDAM HUSSEINTo je bio isprovocirani čin pobune i sasvim opravdano...
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The Princess and the Dragon
Imagine the classical situation – a Princess locked in a castle, guarded by a Dragon and a Metalhead comes for the rescue. Depending on the type of Metalhead, you’d get...
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Criminal Minds quotes
Nepotrebno je vjerovanje u natprirodno zlo. Sami ljudi su sposobni za svaku vrst okrutnosti.— Joseph Conrad Sve je zagonetka, i rješenje zagonetke je još jedna zagonetka.— Emerson Što više možeš...
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Fortune sigovi =)
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a...
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Q’s and A’s
Q:How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?A:Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section...
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ihatemen.com
Q. What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?A. A man’s undivided attention. Q. What did God say after he created man?A. “I can do...
Toše Proeski
Toše i Elvis se natječu tko je prodao više CD-a… zasad vode mrtvu utrku. Koji je najpopularniji pjevač u zemlji??? TOŠE PROESKI. Najnoviji hit Toše…”Vozio sam 100 na sat”. Sa...
Linus Torvalds
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero. Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence. Linus can divide by...