What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? Latvian: Is so cold. All: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark. Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread
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Ivica Olić je uhvatio Pticu Trkačicu. Koliko kilometara Ivica Olić pretrči na treningu?Sve. Ivica Olić može odjednom zabiti dva gola. Ivica Olić na treninzima igra sam protiv 21 igrača. Dosad nije izgubio. Nikad nije zabilježeno koliko kilometara Ivica Olić pretrči u utakmici jer oni trči u miljama. Nautičkim. Ivica Olić
Leži Žak na plaži, dođe Greenpeace i vrati ga u more. Mjere Žaka su 38-26-36 i to lijeve ruke. Sliku Žaka možete vidjeti u časopisu na stranici 4, 5, 6, 7 i 8. Dođe Žak u restoran. Konobar ga ponudi:K: Meni?Ž: Može! Žak je potpisao milijunski ugovor s T-comom, jedini
Možda ne razumijem kako taj stari krš uspije napuniti stadion i natjerati ljude da 2,5 sata u glas pjevaju nešto što se ne može nazvati muzikom za normalne ljude, no kategorički tvrdim da je ovo jedna od boljih parodija na našim prostorima. Ne kažem ni da je 50 cent nešto
UČITELJICADa prijeđe na drugu stranu. PLATONZa više dobro. ARISTOTELU prirodi je piladi da prelaze cestu. KARL MARXTo je povijesna neizbježnost. SADDAM HUSSEINTo je bio isprovocirani čin pobune i sasvim opravdano smo ispustili 50 tona bojnih otrova na njega. HIPOKRATZbog suviška ravnodušnosti u gusterači. MARTIN LUTHER KINGImam viziju svijeta u kojem
Imagine the classical situation – a Princess locked in a castle, guarded by a Dragon and a Metalhead comes for the rescue. Depending on the type of Metalhead, you’d get one of the following results: POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a winged white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves
Nepotrebno je vjerovanje u natprirodno zlo. Sami ljudi su sposobni za svaku vrst okrutnosti.— Joseph Conrad Sve je zagonetka, i rješenje zagonetke je još jedna zagonetka.— Emerson Što više možeš pogledati unazad, vidiš više unaprijed.— Winston Churchill Kad dugo gledaš u bezdan, bezdan gleda u tebe.— Nietzsche Ne trudi se
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the
Q:How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?A:Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he’ll immediately claim that
Q. What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?A. A man’s undivided attention. Q. What did God say after he created man?A. “I can do better than this.” Q: What is the difference between men and women?A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
Toše i Elvis se natječu tko je prodao više CD-a… zasad vode mrtvu utrku. Koji je najpopularniji pjevač u zemlji??? TOŠE PROESKI. Najnoviji hit Toše…”Vozio sam 100 na sat”. Sa albuma “Srce na asfaltu”. Što je Toše zadnje vidio? Duga svjetla i talijanske tablice! Toše se nije zabio u kamion,
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero. Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence. Linus can divide by zero. Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster. Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages. There is no theory
Bata Živojinović je sa Yugom 45 osvojio Formulu 1. Šta Chuck Norris radi u Srbiji? Sklekove. Pod nadzorom Bate Živojinovića. Q: Koja je posljednja želja Adolfa Hitlera? A: Ubiti Batu Živojinovića! Jednom je Bata Živojinović šetao ulicom. Onda je vidio Chuck Norrisa kako divlja. Bata mu je prišao, uhvatio za
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word “hunting” infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positives! Chuck Norris can delete